Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Exam Week

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

The Peace of Wild Things
When despair grows in me
and I wake in the middle
of the night at the least sound
in fear of what my life 
and my children's lives may be,
I go and lie down where the wood drake
rests in his beauty on the
water, and the great
heron feeds.
I come into the peace of
wild things
who do not tax their
lives with forethought
of grief.  I come into
the presence of still water.
And I feel above me the
day-blind stars
waiting for their light.
For a time
I rest in the grace of the world,
and am free.
-Wendell Berry

So it's exam week and I'm right in the middle of my poetry portfolio and I am horrifyingly bored.  So naturally, I got on Pinterest and this is what I learned: the inventor of Spanx was a Delta Delta Delta. So from my sorority to your thighs, you're welcome. I hope y'all enjoy your week more than I do!! But there is a light at the end of the tunnel for me: moiiii dad and I are leaving for a boating trip on Saturday!! We will be traveling from Puerto Rico to Florida via la Ocean and I am very excited. More to come on that...

To brighten your week:




Oh and also, at the end of this week I'll be a JUNIOR IN COLLEGE. Let that sink in for a minute and then call me with ideas for a mid college crisis. Tattoo? Motorcycle? Start speaking with an accent? The possibilities are endless, but I'm learning very quickly that college is not :(

Love ya. Miss ya. Mean it.
Kane

Monday, April 8, 2013

Happy Easter Y'all!


WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

"Ramble on baby, settle down easy."
-Grateful Dead

#1: He is risen! Hallelujah!  Interesting fact: I was recently told that during Holy Week, or Semana Santa, the city with the biggest religious celebration is Sevilla, Spain.  I would like to submit an official “bs” request as I find it hard to believe that they aren’t having a bigger throw down in the Vatican City during this very important celebration…

#2: Where did I learn this (^) you might wonder?  Why study abroad advising of course!! As you may know, I am very seriously considering going to Spain for an entire semester next Spring.  Here are some things I learned during my appointment:
  • ·      academic advisors wear polka dots…lots of polka dots…all at once
  • ·      when in Spain, “religious” means Catholic (my lady kept referencing “being religious” and all of these sites you ABSOLUTELY MUST CHECK OUT AND WEAR POLKA DOTS TO WHILE YOU’RE IN SPAIN and in my head I’m thinking, alright she means catholic.)
  • ·      Spain > Latin America.  Now since I’ve never been to either place, this is a personally unjustifiable statement but I’ll present you with the conversation I had with my advising lady and let you make your own decisions about good ol’ LA
    •   “You sure you don’t want to consider Latin America?” –polka dot lady
    •  “Um, I was really thinking Spain so I could travel in Europe.” –me
    • “Really?  Well you might want to consider Chile! They haven’t had a civil war in like 30 years which is great for Latin America!” –pdl
    •  “Mmk yeah that’s a ringing endorsement and all but I love me some red wine and war-free zones…” –a very scared me
  • ·      Europe is terribly expensive. That is all.

#3:  Beach breeze and velveeta cheese = cure to college blues.  I got Good Friday off last week and my friend Maddie and I headed East to Carolina Beach to spend some much welcomed relaxation time with the rents, the dogs, and the terrible one.  The weather was fairly pleasant and we even snuck in a quick (cold) ride on the boat and a few rounds of “Cards Against Humanity”, the greatest game to hit the fam in awhile.  It was all in all a great interruption from the real world.

The terrible one:

The best one:

#4: Water damage is detrimental to Chapel Hill apartments.  So Monday morning, I’m walking to my Spanish class and I get a frantic text from my roommate, Kate, saying that the maintenance in our building came to check our fire detectors and accidentally set off our sprinkler system…for two minutes.  All I could think about was my damask rug, my TV, the pictures covering my walls (unframed no less!!!), the shoes out on my floor, my couch, my bedding, my textbooks, my whole life in my tiny lovely room all ruined.  So in my frenzied attempt to stave off the onset of tears that I knew was bound to come (as some of you may know, I have a very low emotional threshold and anything past normal excitement/fear/anger/joy results in tears) I called my mom and told her what happened.  “That’s why we have insurance honey,” was her reassurance.  Mmk that’s lovely and all and I’m glad you’re not freaking out but my stuff is DESTROYED!!!!!!!! Do I skip my next class? Can I get a couch dry-cleaned? How do you unplug a wet TV cable without getting electrocuted?!?! (Talk about insult to injury!!)  When all of a sudden: call from Kate.  APRILLLLLLLLLLLL FOOOOOOOOLS.  You’re funny, Kate.  Sleep with one eye open.



#5: Real World (sorority edition): ok so sometimes people ask me what being in a sorority will teach me and this week I've discovered a whole new lesson!  So during rush week, we have very specific uniforms/outfits that we wear during rounds.  On the first day, the theme is "Fly Delta" and we dress up as flight attendants and jump up and down and dance for...wait for it...TEN HOURS.  For this glorious event, we wear black pencil skirts and black pointed toe pumps...while we are jumping...and singing...and sweating...and trying to get people to like us :)  Anyway who knew that jumping up and down in heels and a pencil skirt could be so useful? I submit that I did not. But, when I travelled to Raleigh this week, as I do every week to interviews jerks Senators and Representatives at the General Assembly for my reporting class, I wore my Fly Delta pencil skirt and black pumps to look professional, ya know? Anyway crowds at the Legislative Building this week were atrocious with the expectation of the revised Voter ID bill and protestors against a recently proposed bill that, opposition is claiming, will establish a state religion.  Too much nonsense for me.  Anyway, parking was brutal and I had to park about a mile away and book it to the building in heels.  Lucky for me I've had some experience maneuvering in my outfit and I spent most of my trek be thankful to be a Tri Delt :)


To make ya laugh:





And some extras from the week:
Me and my freshman year roommate at formal:

Me and paulina:


That’s all for now.  Love ya.  Miss ya. Mean it.
Kane

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Home Stretch


WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

“We’re all pretty bizarre.  Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”
-Andrew Clark, The Breakfast Club

This one’s for you, Dad…


#1: Apparently people like sports in the real world.  If I’m bein’ honest with everybody, I’d rather shave my eyebrows off than participate in or watch organized physical activity.  (That’s dramatic…apparently I’ve been known to be that on the rare occasion?)  Anyway, my sports allergies are in full swing what with it being March madness and stuff.  Don’t get me wrong, I like the social aspect of watching a good basketball game and I love me my school (Goooo Heeeeeeels!!!) but now that people are discovering my apathy, I’m being harassed for not making a “bracket” and for watching Overboard instead of Carolina vs. Kansas City.  I’m told there’s a game tonight so everybody should watch!!!! (Charlie, if you’re reading this, I’m very sorry to disappoint.)

#2: I escaped from the real world for a little bit when I went to Florida for “Spring” Break last week.  It was WONDERFUL.  We laid out in the windy weather, slept in ‘til 11, and ate our weight in homemade guacamole.  Unfortunately, when I returned to the Hill, I was greeted by rain, wind, and 47 degree weather.  Bring on some sun pleaseeeeeeeee.

#3: In the real world, people expect certain things from you.  They assess your skills and then they ask you to use them in a job.  This blows.  Apparently my skills are reprimanding people and cleaning gross things up because this year I am serving as Risk Manager for my sorority.  Basically, I am responsible for making sure everyone is well behaved at our events and for handling the people who aren’t…this is not an easy feat.  My skills of being the bad guy were truly put to the test this weekend during Tri Delt Formal!!!! I spent a good portion of my night escorting girlies to buses back home and consoling crying girls in the bathroom.  I officially elect myself as not having a position next year… just kidding!  I actually had a really good time ‘cause as you know I love me a good long dress and 80’s cover band…both of which were in high supply.

Me and Betsy:

Me and my cute date Angus:

Me and moi friend Doyle:

#4: Home Stretch: I have finally come to the sad realization that we are always looking forward.  I read a poem the other day that talked about the weather in college and how as students, we are always looking forward to the next season.  In the winter, we just want to go on spring break; in the spring, we can’t wait for the warmth that summer will bring.  By the time Fall rolls around and football games are in full swing, we all want the relief of a Winter wind and Christmas dinner.  And then really before we know it, we’ve graduated and we’re in the next circle of the real world…terrifying.  Anyway, I’ve caught myself looking forward now that I’ve come back from break.  We had formal, we’ll have exams, and then we’ll be in summer!!! Hard to believe I’ll be a junior in college in just a few months!!!!!
Me and my roommate from last year, Mackenzie, at our "Duck Calls and Overalls" mixer:

To brighten your week:


Coming back from Spring Break sentiments:

yessssssss

And just to make you jealous of what I'm making for dinner tonight...Quinoa Mac & Cheese:

Hope you all are well.  I’d love to hear what’s going on in your real worlds.  Love ya.  Miss ya.  Mean it.
Kane

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Sabbatical


WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

“Always be able to look back and say, at least I didn’t lead no humdrum life.”
-Forrest Gump


Ok so here’s my excuse…every single class that I am taking this semester revolves around writing.  Apparently I have lost a bit of my creative drive when it comes to writing for fun and I apologize to you and to myself for this. Bluhhhhhhh.  Anyways I am surviving college (despite my wackadoo professors this semester) and I can’t believe we are already well into 2013!?!?!?!? Here’s what’s new:

This weekend my fave friend Ginny is coming to visit (consider this your official shoutout, Gin) and I am sooooooooo excited!  I am going to show her all around Chapel (t)H(r)ill and we are going to snuggle in the twin bed. Hehe!  Mind you this is all after I…



DANCE AWAY THE NIGHT!!! Yes friend, I am once again participating in UNC Dance Marathon…an abbreviated version.  I will be “moralling” the other dancers along during a six-hour shift and I need your support!! If you’d like to donate to my shift, I am trying to raise $60!!! If not, I would still love for you to send me good luck wishes via telepathy :)
Link to donate: http://www.crowdrise.com/fundraise_and_volunteer/donations/teammotivatorsunc2013/kanehollingsworth
Link to inspire you (via The Boss): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJ26h_cBqQ

I’m a dancing queen.  During my vacation from the blog I have mostly been dancing my nights away at various mixers and cocktails!  We had an Aliens and Astronauts mixer (which was way more fabulous than I was expecting) and a Disco Cocktail (which was just as fabulous as I was expecting), and tonight we have a Mardi Gras cocktail…which honestly I’m not sure what I’m expecting!

I was an astronaut...on casual friday:


Nothing says disco like a jumpsuit and platforms:

Just a few things to brighten your weeks and my own.  I promise I will try to get better about my recreational writing habits.  Love ya.  Miss ya.  Mean it.

St. Jude Children's Hospital is a magical place and I got to visit:

Memphis and Beale St. are amazing:

One of my BFFs is a professional tennis player!?!?!

Whit got a new puppy!!!!!!!!!! And she is BEYOND precious!! Her name is Benneli


My sentiments exactly:

Kane

P.S. I got an article published on a real live website! It's very dull (which is why this is an addendum) but check it out if you're a true fan! Link to article about proposed Voter ID bill in NC by yours truly: http://whichwaync.com/2013/02/05/north-carolina-democrats-could-face-uphill-battle-in-upcoming-voter-id-debate/